Wednesday, February 2, 2011

ear-flushing & other wonderful things

So, today I FINALLY got my ears flushed!!!
This is totes exciting. I treated myself to a coffee scroll to mark the occasion. Tragic, I know. In short (sorry for the visuals here), my ears get blocked up with wax a bit more than the average person's, and so every six months or so I get them professionally 'flushed' by an ENT specialist. I've been looking forward to this day for a good month or so. So now, whenever I turn a lock or type or press a button or something I'm overwhelmed by how loud it sounds. It's wonderful.

However, it was rather embarrassing realising that denim shorts (I'm avoiding using the word hot shorts, though thats what they were) were inappropriate for the waiting room of a Hearing Clinic in a upper-middle class suburb in Melbourne. I was the youngest person in the room by about forty years. Awks...although, perhaps it was worth it. Young guy I haven't seen before at the coffee shop I went to was FAR too eager to smile at me & say have a nice day. Young guy was about five years too young and I felt bad for him, empty coffee shop with two middle-aged women bossing him around. Nice to know the Whitney legs still have it after last year's white chocolate & raspberry muffins, large soy cappuccinos & apple and walnut scrolls.

What else is new? I bought an awesome skirt online, even though I said I wasn't going to buy anything this week. I'm addicted to floral prints, god help me. I started watching Season 5 of Weeds (finally!) and the person who told me Weeds was turning to shit (if you still read this, you know who you are) was WRONG. Nancy, Shane, Andy, Silas, Isabelle, Celia, Doug & Dean are as hilarious as ever, however I'd like at least one episode where Silas walks around topless. Please?



Na night guys

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