In The Loop

So basically I'm a loser & spent Saturday night in my dressing gown watching "In The Loop" on my laptop. HILARIOUS!!! It's kinda like The Hollowmen, except with British accents and more bad language. OMG!!!! I'm not intelligent enough to understand all the political references, so I'm not about to post a review on it, but can I just say - I want/need to marry Peter Capaldi. Srsly, that guy is absolutley fucking hysterical, and SUCH good swearer. For example:

Malcom (Peter Calpaldi's character)(opening line): Good morning, my little chicks and cocks.


Malcom: Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!


Malcolm Tucker: Linton! Linton!
Linton Barwick: Mr Tucker, isn't it? Nice to see you again.
Malcolm Tucker: Are you fucking me about?
Linton Barwick: Is there a problem, Mr Tucker?
Malcolm Tucker: I've just come from a briefing with a nine-year-old child.
Linton Barwick: You're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our top guys. He's a Stanton College Prep, Harvard. One of the brightest and best.
Malcolm Tucker: Well, his briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his fucking umbilical cord.
Linton Barwick: I'm sorry it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But could we just move on to what's important here? Now, I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, say, fresh British intelligence, is that true?
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done...
Linton Barwick: All right.
Malcolm Tucker: ...between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers. So, an actual grown-up has been asked to fucking bail you out.

(thanks to IMBD